Double -Take Quotes – Answers

Posted: October 3, 2014 in Humor

There are some lines you hear or read that makes you do a double-take. You hear it or read it and say “what did he just say?”.
Here are some of my favorite phrases. Maybe you have heard these. It doesn’t matter who said them, I always chuckle thinking about them. Does anyone know who said them or where they came from? Which are actual quotes, which are written lines and which are non-sense?

I’ll post who said these later but feel free to guess. Do you have any double-take quotes?

1. “We’re not happy until you’re not happy.”

2. “Department of Redundancy Department.”

3. “What is the speed of dark?”

4. “It ain’t rocket surgery.”

5. “There aren’t any geniuses in football, a genius is someone like Norman Einstein.”

6. “It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”

7. “Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you better set off a few minutes earlier.”

8. “No one goes to that place anymore, it’s too crowded.”

9. “And now the sequence of events in no particular order.”

10. “The weather forecast is rain this morning then precipitation this afternoon.”

The answers are:
1. The F.A.A. but can be attributed to any federal regulatory agency.
2. Just a line on a T-shirt
3. Comedian Steven Wright
4. Mike Myers character Donnie Shulzhoffer in the movie “Mystery Alaska”
5. Football great Joe Theismann
6. Former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle
7. Just heard on a Radio traffic report
8. Lawrence Peter “Yogi” Berra
9. CBS Evening News anchor Dan Rather
10. A line heard on a radio weather forecast

DSS

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Comments
  1. I’m pretty sure the first one is said by the government. *snort* Ha! Not! ๐Ÿ˜€

    “Norman Einstein”…Ha! I can’t stop laughing! ๐Ÿ˜€

    These are great…but, I’m not sure who actually said them first.

    I think Yogi Berra was famous for such lines. I like saying his “You better cut the pizza into 4 slices because I’m not hungry enough to eat 6”. ๐Ÿ˜€ and “I never said most of the things I said.” ๐Ÿ˜› “Pair up in 3’s.” Those are the only ones of his I can remember off the top of my head. ๐Ÿ™‚

    HUGS!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. Or, George Bush’s quote about gynecologists:
    “Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country” ๐Ÿ˜€

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  3. Ha! thanks for sharing the answers! That was fun! Yes, Dan Quayle and George Bush said some very weird things. ๐Ÿ˜›
    HUGS!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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