I was walking down the street last Thursday
and a dog with bright white teeth and a big smile
approached me from the right.
He said he enjoyed walking with humans and asked if he could join me.
I, a man of great tolerance, said OK, glad to have ya!
We had walked only a block or two and he starts sniffing the street light poles and fire hydrants.
And with that big smile on his face he raises his leg and pisses on one of the posts.
Shocked…. I said, “look, that is very embarrassing to me, to be walking with you and then
having you do that. people will think you are my dog and blame me for messing up the sidewalk.
And how can you do that with such a big smile on your face?”

He said, “Smile on my face? I’m not smiling, dogs don’t smile! I have an urinary infection!” Then he gave me the finger!

OC

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Comments
  1. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *snort* πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›
    Great one, OC…funny, creative, surprise ending, etc!!! πŸ™‚
    I’ll have to share this with Cooper! πŸ˜‰ I’m sure he’ll give this 2 paws up! πŸ˜€

    When Coop sniffs until he finds the exact right spot to whiz…I say he is checking his p-mail…you know, messages from his friends in the neighborhood! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

    HUGS!!! πŸ™‚

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  2. iampeacenow says:

    Lol. I agree – creative and funny. … Though I do like to think dogs smile ;-). Peace always

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